corgiaddict:

trinketbaby:

Family portrait with Trigger’s two brothers

I’ll take all three. 

starpatches:

if my heart was a compass you’d be north

I

honestly thought this was gonna happen

ineedmasculism:

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

It warms my heart to know that I, a white man, can guard myself against the sun too. Take that, “mother” nature

ineedmasculism:

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

It warms my heart to know that I, a white man, can guard myself against the sun too. Take that, “mother” nature

jaequeer:

play cruel angel’s thesis at my funeral so that the intro will trick people into thinking it’s some sad gospel but when really it’s a groovy tune that will make them jam out around my grave

if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

fatty-delrey:

brinconvenient:

An owl on a towel.

I wanna be this owl on a towel.

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