Family portrait with Trigger’s two brothers
I’ll take all three.
if my heart was a compass you’d be north
honestly thought this was gonna happen
Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.
It warms my heart to know that I, a white man, can guard myself against the sun too. Take that, “mother” nature
play cruel angel’s thesis at my funeral so that the intro will trick people into thinking it’s some sad gospel but when really it’s a groovy tune that will make them jam out around my grave
i just set it up and it seems to be working
if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this